The other day while eating steak
In a restaurant on nutrition break
On a tv ad I heard the spokesman say

Those in the US Army Corp
By 5 a.m. have done much more
Than most people will do all of the day

I chuckled when I heard the quote
And filed it as a mental note
I’m sure those folks work hard as hard can be

But I’m always up by 4 a.m.
And working just as hard as them
So that ad just does not apply to me

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